SUPER SECRET SELF DEFENSE MOVE
SSSS (SUPER-SECRET SELF DEFENSE SHIT) – AGAINST ANY ATTACKER!
I don’t care who the attacker is, if he or she attaches his or her hand to any part of your upper body, man, do I have the SSSS move for you! Ok. Let’s say you are a woman and a man accosts you. You ask him nicely to back off and leave you alone, but, predictably, he declines your offer. His right hand has purchase on your shirt right about where your heart is, and he twists and squeezes the material. Time to make your Super Secret Self Defense Shit (SSSS) right now.
Remember to breathe so you can think and act. Now, take your same-side hand (left) and dart it straight into the stupid asshole’s eyes and gouge. The attacker will not be able to stop your attack because he has already committed that side’s arm to grabbing you. Beautiful.
This SSSS move can be used against Bullies, also. Since we are talking about a bully, though, let’s take it down a notch and bypass the deadly eye gouge. If you are the intended victim of a bully and the creep grabs your shirt and starts twisting, simply Fake Compliance by holding your hands out in front of you, palms facing the bully as if pleading for mercy. More likely than not, when you plead for him to let you go and wave your hands, he will start to pull you in.
Too bad for the bully. As he is pulling you in – or, if he just stands there and continues to taunt you and refuses to heed your requests for “mercy” – drive one or both of your hands into his face and strike him as hard as you can with the heels of your palms. Now that he is stunned, either escape the bully, or, if that is not possible, move in and attack his Center-Line Targets.
Center Line Targets include his nose, mouth, chin, chest, stomach, thighs, shins and feet.
Until Next Time, Stay Safe.
Hammer